Kind sir

Edit : A sculpt I didn't want to push too far for illustration purposes. Gotta see what I wan do with polypaint and photoshop.

This is the story of a kind sir, sitting and being sad for no apparent reasons...
And a bird is coming onto his hand and is like :
"Hey my man, your cute, don't cry, every thing is fine my man"
So he's like :
"Hey hi there, you're cute too, I'll never be up to the task of being this cute..."
"Stop that did you see that thicc arse of yours ? what the heck man..."

Let me know if you would like to know more about this incredible dialogue, I'm actually curious to see if you read my descriptions.